I went to a new gym today, not new-new, but one I don’t usually go to because it’s further from my apartment. I was not familiar with the machines. The elliptical machine was similar enough to the ones I used before. Checked. Leg extensions, done. I moved to the other areas for arm, back and upper torso work. It was here that I was stumped. A lady with a waist-bag walked into the area. I sat at the torso twister and observed her stealthily, all the while trying to swing…